New York, NY – A new report released by the The Arc University’s center of eSports found that over 98% of gamers today are unable to perform a fucking infinite in any fighting game.
While many players lacked the execution necessary to pull off a fucking infinite to completion, others didn’t know how to setup one of these endless combos in the first place. The report also showed that a growing amount of players mistakenly believe that landing a fucking infinite is “cheap” or “unfair” and as a result they refuse to even try to perform one.
This news came as a shock to many long-time players who know that there’s nothing more essential to the fighting game experience than opening up an opponent and then juggling them indefinitely with a fucking infinite.
What’s even more puzzling is that information on how to perform one of these combos has never been higher quality and more readily available. Whether it’s learning how start the motherfucker off right, or keep the rhythm up both mid-screen and in the corner, everything one could need is just a simple internet search away.
The report went on to warn that if this trend continues then these never ending combos could soon become a relic of the past. It concluded by reminding us all that an ideal combo shouldn’t come to an end until the clock or the opponent’s health bar reaches zero.
For more information on how to do a fucking infinite check out this tutorial.
