Report: Most Gamers Today Can’t Even do a Fucking Infinite

New York, NY – A new report released by the The Arc University’s center of eSports found that over 98% of gamers today are unable to perform a fucking infinite in any fighting game.

While many players lacked the execution necessary to pull off a fucking infinite to completion, others didn’t know how to setup one of these endless combos in the first place. The report also showed that a growing amount of players mistakenly believe that landing a fucking infinite is “cheap” or “unfair” and as a result they refuse to even try to perform one.

This news came as a shock to many long-time players who know that there’s nothing more essential to the fighting game experience than opening up an opponent and then juggling them indefinitely with a fucking infinite.

What’s even more puzzling is that information on how to perform a fucking infinite has never been higher quality and more readily available. Whether it’s learning how start the motherfucker off right, or keeping the loop going both mid-screen and in the corner, everything one could need is just a simple internet search away.

The report went on to warn that if this trend continues these never ending combos could soon become a relic of the past and that would be a real shame. It’s crucial that more players realize that a combo shouldn’t come to an end until the clock or the opponent’s health bar reaches zero.

For more information on how to do a fucking infinite check out this tutorial.